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She puts the “casual” in the “Smark & Casual” podcast that you should listen to just a few squares away from this on the main page. She also puts the “ia” in Maria and Renteria. Each Monday her cohort of sorts Andrew and her can be heard discussing the last weeks wrestling happenings. That last sentence was clunky but I don’t get paid so deal with it. That’s what Maria would do.

She also has been known to star in videos that get posted on the site. They’re normally very good. Once Andrew teaches me how to get videos to display here I’ll show you. I still can’t make it happen. Maria is so great she brought a back up mic to the banner I have at the top of the page. So who’s ready for some more Maria?

Well, we’re doing it anyway lady.

1. What does the word “faith” mean to you?

Absolutely nothing

 

2. Describe your favorite family member.

My brother because he’s basically me but without boobs:-)

 

3. If you had to kill one, would you pick Jimmy or Jey Uso?

I can only choose one??? Ok I’d kill the smaller one. (Editor’s note: Jey)

 

4.What is your ritual before bed?

brush teeth, check instagram, floss, check instagram, washface, and I think you see where this is going.

 

5. Where would you suggest people vacation? Do you have somewhere you’re dying to go?

I don’t suggest for people to travel cause if they hate it they will blame me. England, for the Harry Potter tour!

 

6.What’s your favorite type of tree?

I love all trees equally. I don’t discriminate!

 

7. Would you prefer to run a mile without being winded or be able to jump a foot higher than you do?

I hate running and walking so I’d rather jump to my destination.

 

8. What was your worst date?

I never had a date. Guys only ask me out with notes that ask yes or no to be their girlfriend.

 

Bonus Question: What does Andrew generally smell like?

smells like confidence and me cause he’s on me 24/7!!!!