Goodbye Teddy Long: Holla, Holla, Holla; dust to dust

With The Undertaker’s career coming to an end and a bunch of tag teams getting destroyed I guess this makes sense. Teddy Long is not needed here anymore and it’s time for him to try to raise more money for a college fund. Did everyone forget about that?

Along with numerous talents (Brodus Clay among them) our little peanut Teddy Long has been released. I’m not sure why you can’t let the man that defended Chris Jericho aginst that terrible Nick Patrick in WCW retire with honor, but whatever. Let’s honor his memory with a quick picture/gif collection shall we?

 

His former boo Aksana was released with him. Maybe they can live out his days together.

 

Goodbye Teddy. We’ll always love you. Even at our most sad, we have to be like you and remember just to get down.