I’m going to make this brief. I know the internet is known for being hyperbolic and often times downright ridiculous. Having said that, the popularity of “Jersey Shore” is one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen. It made me ashamed of the world. It’s an MTV show with a worse influence than even “Jackass”. Which I reviewed last week by the way (hint). I wish I could just say I’m ashamed of teenage girls like most MTV shows will cause, but this one transcended generations and oceans. This piece of crap was exported to over a dozen countries and THEY HAVE CLASSES ABOUT IT IN SCHOOLS! This all came from Wikipedia but I believe it’s true. I lost a lot of respect for my sister when I found out she was a big F.A.N. of this show. Sorry sis. This is just an even dumber version of “The Real World” with some awful people.
Whenever I spoke to anyone about this show and how offensively stupid it was they would retort, “I only watch it because they’re so dumb.” Really? Really? REALLY?!
Quit quoting me. I've never claimed to be proud of MTV
That’s an awful reason to watch something. If you enjoy don’t be ashamed. Well you should be ashamed, but at least own it. If you didn’t like it you would do something else or watch something you enjoy. That’s a bad reason and you’re attempt to lie to me isn’t working.
I watched one episode of this (back turned while on my computer) while my sister did. One of the guys brought a girl back to the group house and she didn’t want to sleep with him. He became furious and kicked her out. GOD FORBID SHE GETS COLD FEET ABOUT SCREWING A GUY ON TELEVISION THAT SHE JUST MET AND LOOKS LIKE HE HAS NUMEROUS DISEASES! What a piece of shit. He is driven to rage when a woman has the audacity to not sleep with him. I hope whichever one he was dies from mouth cancer. I hope the other cast members get hit by trains. Snooki with her baby and all.
I may have been suckered. I’ve heard other famous people say they’re a group of pretty nice people. IF they were playing characters I hope they only get injured by the train. Depicting that on television and the many spinoffs gets you a body cast. That little troll Snooki also ruined a Wrestlemania with her presence. I hate this show. I’d rather watch “Teen Mom”. I am hoping these idiots go away sooner than later.
Now a photo essay:
Best part of the show
