NOW ON SALE: Movienalia Volume One

It’s here! “Movienalia Volume One: Strippers, Bat Nipples and Plastic Dolls” is now on sale at Lulu.com! You can buy an eBook or have an actual copy in your hands in the form of a Paperback. I know there’s a bit of a price hike from the eBook to Paperback. It’s costly to print the book, hence the higher price. I won’t feel insulted if you choose the eBook. I expect to get more sales from that anyway.

To further entice you to buy this book, here’s a breakdown of the entire table of contents:

The History of Movienalia

The Studycove Era

-Star Crystal induction
-Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Dead induction
-Jaws: The Revenge induction
-Halloween III: Season of the Witch induction
-Super Mario Bros. induction
-Batman & Robin induction

Movienalia’s Freakin’ Awesome Return

-Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday induction
-High School Musical induction
-High School Musical 2 induction
-High School Musical 3 induction
-Men at Work induction
-Undertaker and his Pals induction
-Exorcist II: The Heretic induction
-Hellraiser: Revelations induction
-Rob Zombie’s Halloween II induction
-The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars induction
-K-9000 induction
-Jury Duty induction
-Wild Wild West induction
-Santa’s Slay induction
-Santa with Muscles induction
-Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 induction
-National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie’s Island Adventure induction
-Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure induction
-Nukie induction
-Antfarm Dickhole induction
-Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star induction
-I Am Here…. Now induction
-Robo Vampire induction
-Grease 2 induction
-Mannequin induction
-The Hottie & The Nottie induction
-Showgirls induction

The Book Exclusives

Classic Crap

-Reefer Madness induction
-Glen or Glenda induction

Hollywood Duds

-Freddy Got Fingered induction
-Gigli induction
-Catwoman induction

Outside the Demographic

-Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer induction
-Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen in Getting There: Sweet 16 and License to Drive induction

Nazisploitation

-The Black Gestapo induction
-Ilsa She Wolf of the SS induction
-Son of Hitler induction

What Wouldn’t Jesus Do

-Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter induction
-Ultrachrist induction
-Jesus, the Total Douchebag induction

Lifetime A.K.A. All Men Are Evil and Stupid

-My Stepson, My Lover induction
-Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life induction
-The Pregnancy Pact

Just Plain Weird

-Bruce Lee vs. Gay Power induction
-The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke On My Aunt Gertrude induction
-Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell induction

All of this can be yours by going to these links and ordering a copy:

http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/justinoberholtzer