A new thing I’m gonna do on this site is a 25 list. Let’s kick it off with some fighting game mania!
Ryu is a celebrated warrior in the Street Fighter series of combat. But what is he thinking when he’s executing his famed Dragon Punch/shoryuken? Let’s find out.
1) I really I hope I remembered to put on deodorant.
2) At least it’s not called the donkey punch.
3) This is no way to play leap frog.
4) It burns!
5) Why am I always bare foot?
6) I’m afraid of heights!
7) Weee!!
8) 200 calories gone in an instant.
9) Sagat’s head sure is shiny.
10) Oh crap, I left the oven on!
11) Goddam Hakan! Now it’s a grease burn.
12) Take that cloud enemy thingy in Mario games!
13) For the last time. Shen Long is not a person!
14) If one train leaves Chicago at 150 mile per hour, and another leaves new York at 200 miles per, what is being served for dinner hour?
15) ShoRyuKen. Ryu=me, Ken=Ken masters. Who the hell is Sho?!
16) My fist wasn’t originally on fire. George Lucas added it in later.
17) In Soviet Russia, dragon punches you!
18) Shoryuken? No, I’m saying “Shalom,kid!”
19) This isn’t an uppercut. It’s pilates.
20) Soylent green is people!
21) A good source of clean and renewable energy.
22) I forgot to stretch before the fight.
23) After doing this hundreds of time, you’d think they wouldn’t jump over me.
24) After doing this hundreds of time, you’d think Chun Li wouldn’t jump over me in that outfit.
25) I wish people would stop telling me to be the statue of liberty on Halloween.
There it is. I hope you’re all happy at what came out. I’m surprised as you are while we’re at it. Luckily Ryu isn’t too upset that we invaded his mental space. If he is, he might hurricane kick us. (Yeah, it’s the one time he isn’t gonna use a shoryuken)
About the author: Glitch is a digital demon from planet Fanboy, and is here to teach us humans a thing or two. You can find more of his reviews(and nonsense) over at http://www.youtube.com/takenoutofcontext.