this trailer for LEAGUE OF GODS has EVERYTHING

Not even kidding, either. This movie is available RIGHT NOW to watch at home on VoD or DVD and it just got added to our list of “abso-frickin-lutely must check out.”

Aside from having Jet Li, it’s got anything and everything you could think of:

Some scary snake lady that we’re strangely attracted to? Check.
Subway-sized centipede/sandworms? Check.
A gajillion frickin archers? Check.
Squid monsters/krackens? Check.
A gigantic puma? Check.
Some weird baby/superhero thing? Check.
Six-armed warrior with razor-sharp discs? Check.

Oh – and there’s a story too: “Based on the 16th-century Chinese novel Feng Shen Yan Yi (The Investiture of the Gods), the story tells of how King Zhou of Shang becomes a tyrant due to the wiles of Daji, a vixen spirit who is disguised as one of his concubines.”

Yeah 0kay. That too.

This is like some Lord of the Rings/Clash of the Titans stuff straight outta China. So you KNOW they’re gonna go for it.

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