A Dviant Disquisition: Panties?

I don’t need panties.

I don’t wear panties.

Yet I have panties.

Two pair. One from Kimora Klein, and one from Sophie Dee. Collecting panties has never been something I wanted to do, or particularly enjoyed. Random acts of fate have simply brought them to me, like the one ring was delivered to Bilbo Baggins.

The first pair, from Kimora, well that I have no idea why I got it. But one day I got a nice package from her in the mail and there they were. Sophie’s were a different story, as I went out of my way to acquire them. not so much for me, but because the profits of the auction went to www.helpkimora.com, to aid in some of the bills Kimora had mounting up from her near-fatal accident. Charity things are pretty much the only time I go out of my way to give money to adult actresses (apart from supporting thier site, ect), and sponsoring Sophie for her yearly AIDS walk is the only other example I can think of at the moment.

But, the fact is I now have panties, sitting in a drawer. They’re not my size, so I’m pretty much without use for them. I’m slightly tickled that there’s probably some big-booty lovers out there jealous that I’ve got these, so thats a bonus.

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Short little post today, because I’m busy getting ready for my flight to LA and my time at  Adultcon. I’m looking forward to seeing old friends, but there will be some new ones I’m getting to meet in person for the very first time. One of which is aspiring starlet Klaudia Kelly, who has 34E’s swinging on her 5’4 frame. I figure since most of you don’t want to see me – and didn’t get much of a choice at the start – you can take a peek at one of the girls I’ll be spending time with this weekend. If you all would tweet her and tell her to let me touch her boobs, it would be greatly appreciated!